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What is love? (Baby don’t hurt me!)

flamb0yant — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 19:23:55 +0000

Love, a labyrinth, a lifestyle, an action, an emotion, a choice, it is what all us humans yearn for. For it is pleasurable to love, for it puts our minds at ease, for the effusions of emotion is what pleases us humans. But how I cannot express the pain of how distressing it is to love someone that you know will never return those foolish desires. For it is superfluous of me to tell you how unbearable loving someone you cannot have, for you must only experience to know. And then how useless it is to endeavor to get over the one you fancy, because how quickly the attempt is shattered by just a mention of their name. Everything has to do with love. Even the strong absence of it reminds us of it. Oh, love! How intricately beautiful! How tangibly heartbreaking! I love love. I hate love.

So please, my friends, learn to love.

Dogs.

flamb0yant — Sat, 26 May 2007 19:13:04 +0000

So I was taking a look at my faithful lump of a dog, Oscar, and realized how happy it would be to be a dog. not having to deal with life’s problems , struggles, and heartbreaks. I could lie around all day while people shove cheese into my mouth, while rubbing my stomach as a I grunt in pleasure. But then I thought, if I were a dog, i would never have the joy of overcoming those problems, fighting those struggles, and getting revenge on the heartbreaks. And if I were a canine, I would never have the joy of getting that cheese myself, or the ability to scratch myself, with my my own hands, or possibly feet. In thus conclusion, I bid my myself well of the wish to be a dog, and welcome myself with the joy of a human whippersnapper.

Thus Endeth.

itz m3!

flamb0yant — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:59:16 +0000

ACCOMPLISHMENTS!

flamb0yant — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 19:54:40 +0000

well my amazing accomplishments are:

I’ve pressed all the buttons on the elevator before.

I’ve hugged a stranger.

I’ve cut my hair before. many times.

I can fit into a drying machine.

I’ve fit 15 grapes in my mouth before.

I can stand on my head and explain the meaning of gravity.

I can hold my breath for 7 seconds.

I make a mean cereal.

I’ve taken 200 pictures of myself before.

I’ve ate a weed before. not that kind!

I’ve eaten special dog food before and enjoyed it.

I’ve eaten a daisy before

I’ve told a stranger I liked their pants.

I’ve introduced myself to a stranger.

I own a bottle-cap collection.

Hello world!

flamb0yant — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 19:39:23 +0000

So I got a blog.

I as Abby.

but you probably knew that from the obvious title.

I like long walks on beaches, candleit dinners, and golden retrievers. ;D

Hello world!

flamb0yant — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 19:32:34 +0000

Welcome to WordPress.com. This is your first post. Edit or delete it and start blogging!